"He’s a millionaire playboy with the kind of reputation that would make Charlie Sheen’s biography look like 'Cider with Rosie"..."
"The job falls to a peasant who appears to have been groomed by Zeus since birth like some Olympian rent boy..." - Smiley reviews the new epic sword-and-sandals epic, Immortals.
"This time the date on the camera is 1988, so we also know that the camera they are using will only have enough battery for an hour’s recording..." - Smiley reviews the latest in the franchise.
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