28/11/16
Sausage Party
Profanity laden shock comedy about a sausage striving to discover the truth about his own existence, starring a long list of actors that really should know better but frequently prove that they don't. Watching this film made me feel like I had food poisoning.
Absolutely Fabulous
Rumoured to be written as a result of a £100,000 bet between Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders, this feature length version of Ab-Fab is basically a string of celebrity cameos held together by a threadbare plot. As always, Joanna Lumley's Patsy steals the show. For fans only.
Bad Moms
Three over-worked, stressed out moms jack in their perfect lifestyle for a wild binge of freedom and self-indulgence. It's a nice idea but the acting is poor and the jokes non-existent. Still better than Sausage Party though.
Planet Earth 2
"Aww look a baby lizard, isn't he cute? Wait, what's that over there? SNAKES, LOADS OF FUCKING SNAKES! Run little lizard guy, run for your life!". Make arbitrary decisions on which animals are better than others, based on whether the animals they eat are cute or not. Incredible footage and infinitely better than Sausage Party.