April Films

by Smiley 23 March 2017

7th April – The Boss Baby

Alec Baldwin stars as the big baby in the expensive suit (no, he’s not pretending to be Donald Trump again, this time it’s an actual baby) in Dreamworks latest animated outing. A briefcase-carrying baby pairs up with his seven-year old brother to stop puppies from over taking babies as the cutest thing on the planet. How’s that for a whole load of things that shit themselves?

12th April – Fast and Furious 8

Yes, unbelievably they’re back. Well, most of them are. And this time one of the goodies (the bald frowny one) is a baddy, and one of the baddies (the other bald frowny one) is a goodie. This time… oh, who fucking cares? It goes like this – VROOM, VROOOOM, VROOOOOOM!! BANG, BANG, BANG – “GET THE… THING”. KAPPOW!! Fucking idiots.

21st April – The Belko Experiment

James Gunn’s other movie out this month is a psychological horror about a corporate building full of office schmucks who get locked in and all turn on each other as they are forced to play a game of kill-or-be-killed. Sounds just like when our office brings out the new holiday rota.

30th April - Mad Max: Black and Chrome

Cinema City are showing Fury Road like you’ve never seen it before, in (as the name would suggest) a black and chrome cut that George Miller himself says is the best way to watch the movie. Stripped back, raw, and cool as fuck. Definitely one for fans of the wasteland. Oh what a day!