Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip
The Real World of Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip…
If you and DLS had a private 1-2-1 shave-off party, what would be the perfect soundtrack?Probably ‘Symphony of Destruction’ by Megadeth, or ‘Sweating Bullets’ by Megadeth; something by Megadeth!
You have the power to crossbreed any two things, so tell us your ideal creation?A pizza monkey - I love Monkeys. I love pizzas. A pet monkey that I could snack on would be perfect.
Name any one person you'd most like to go for a stroll in the park with?Usain Bolt. The humour of taking a casual stroll with the person that has run faster than any other human in history would just crack me up. I wouldn’t let him run. Not even once. Not even that half run half walk when you are crossing the road and a car is a bit close.
Has the standard of lady you get approached by greatly improved since your 'celebrity status' has occurred?Well I met my girlfriend before this status, so I would have to say the standard was already splendid thank you very much.
Describe the perfect ‘Scroobius Pip’ Sunday morning?Wake up (that’s essential), get some ice cream, eat said ice cream whilst watching the previous night’s UFC event on Sky +, revel in that fact that I have an image as a poetic, sensitive guy but thoroughly enjoy watching men in pants beat the hell out of each other. Get some more ice cream.
What's the funniest thing you've witnessed recently? A cowboy drove for two hours to deliver me a $75 basket of chocolates as agift - true story. Also the fact that when I told this strange fact to a friend, he told me the equally strange fact that one of our friends had had a lot of stones in his pants that day.
On a scale of 1-10, how essential is it that your internet history is deleted on a daily basis?0h baby! I’m not ashamed of anything I look up! Everyone knows the internet was made for music theft, social networking and porn. If all the porn was taken off the internet there would only be one site and that site would be called www.wherethehellhasalltheporngone.com
Which one item in your house would you put up on eBay that you'd have to pay someone to take off your hands?Haha. I dont know! All my stuff is ace! I have a Jimi Hendrix rug on the back of my door. That, my friend, is class.
If there was a Campbell 's Condensed 'Pip N' Sac' Soup of the Month, what would it comprise of?That would be a traditional "cream of hair" sauce. Mmmmmmmmmmmm, Pip n’ Sac.
What is the most lavish thing you've treated yourself to recently?Nothing; I’m rubbish at spending money! I saw some trainers I LOVED in Colorado the other day and everyone laughed, because even though I loved them, I wouldn’t fork out £45 for a pair of trainers. Apparently that’s a pretty average price. Not for this guy!
Who is Britain's biggest sell-out of the last 12 months?Queen the Musical? Apparently they sell out most nights, which is quite shocking. All those ‘Ben Elton Musicals Based on Popular Bands’ don’t make sense to me. A musical about music is like a pie flavoured pie.
Tell us the most embarrassing thing you've done on stage?Well at Glastonbury last year it was very muddy and I like to wear a suit, so I went on stage in my shorts and wellies and changed into my suit there. Apparently one of my private organs popped out the bottom of my boxer shorts. I didn’t notice though. A few people mentioned it… I think they were just trying to mess with me. I didn’t really mind though. There were no children present; it was an innocent accident.
Even for £1,000,000, which song would you always refuse to cover and why?There is NO song I wouldn’t cover for £1Million. In fact, there’s very little I wouldn’t do for that much money. Adverts, private parties, political endorsements; we are living in a material world and I, my friend, am a material girl. I would then go and buy those £45 trainers....
If you could change one personal defect what would it be?I wouldn’t. I think all our imperfections are what make us who we are. What a boring answer. Feel free not to print this one. Next question…
If you could be a character in any video game, who would you be and what specials powers would you posses?I would be Hagar in Streets of Rage. Was that Streets of Rage? I might have that wrong. Ok, I would be myself in my own superhero game. I would have the power to text... with gloves on!
Who in the world would you least like to sit next to on a transatlantic flight andwhy?Dan le Sac, because he snores and gets angry at people - on our first flight together he told the person in front to "go f@%k themselves". Actually, that’s exactly why I would sit next to him! It’s exciting!
Describe your perfect night in…It is EXACTLY the same as my perfect Sunday morning. Time and day have little effect on these things.
If you could produce ANY reality TV show, what would it be?‘Tony Yeboah's Prison Heads and Volleys’.
How would you describe your sound to your Nan?It’s like Frank Sinatra mixed with Ella Fitzgerald then ruined by your grandchild.
Name any novelty 'DLS V SP' branded item you'd like to see available in ASDA?I want my own pizza brand and my own flavour of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream - Mint Choc Pip or something.
Who would you most like to turn down for a date and why?Haha. Oooh, I don’t know. Someone really good that gets anyone they want. In the same day I would like to separately turn down both Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Keeping them together is important for the advancement of our race.
Tell us the most technically complicated and nutritionally valuable meal you can prepare?I don’t eat anything of nutritional value. For about 8 years I didn’t eat any fruit or vegetables (potatoes don’t count as they are the super vegetable). I now eat SOME vegetables.
Finally, what's the best thing about being from Essex?Having people shout "Oi, Beardy" out of cars as I walk down the street. It’s awesome. GO ESSEX!
Catch Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip doing what they do, at the Waterfront on Monday 20th of October. For more info on tickets go to www.ueaticketbookings.co.uk or call 01603 508050!
