Pacific Rim // Review

Eeloo? Warner Brothers? Ees Guillermo Del Torro ‘ere. Ees about thees screept you wan’ me to direct… Si, weeth the eenvasion of Earth by the giant leezards… Well, ees preety stoopid, no? Why the people make the beeg robots to ponch the leezards on the nose? Why they no use the same technology to make the beeg gons?... Si, the robots have the beeg gons, but they no use them unteel after the ponching… Well, I donno, I think ees preety stoopid. I’m Guillermo Del Torro. I make the great feelms like Pan’s Labyreenth. I gotta bad feeling about thees one… Si, si, eet will have the beeg effect bodget, but all the feelms have the beeg effect bodget. What about the acteeng?... Ah, Eedrees Elba, si, very good actor, but look at thees sheet dialogue you wan’ heem to say. I canna make heem say soch sheet theengs. And thees story, all fool of clichés and theengs alreedy used too moch… Si, tropes… It seems like it wreeten by a leetle boy weeth the learneeng problem… Si, si, I know you wan’ cheeldren to go see eet, bot I theenk you godda make eet interesting for the adolt too, si? I theenk only people enjoy this feelm will be cheeldren and, how you say, eediot sheet-for-brains?... Ok, ok, how moch you gonna pay me?... Fock, that moch, uh? Ok, I make your seely feelm but I tell you now, I theenk eet gonna sock reel bad.