September films
Sausage Party – 2nd September
This film looks puerile, stupid, and offensive. And funny, did I say funny? Seth Rogan voices an animated sausage who discovers a dark truth about life after the supermarket, and simultaneously makes jokes about ‘sliding into a nice warm bun’ or some such. If this idea a-peels to you, then bake your way to the cinema and… er… baps!
Captain Fantastic – 9th September
Heart-warming indie comedy about family, belonging, and responsibility. Viggo Mortenson stars as the cabin dwelling dad who must bring his forest family out of the woods and into the real world following the death of their mother. Aesthetically beautiful and expertly acted, this is quirky gold dust.
Blair Witch – 15th September
Ah, the sequel to the movie in the woods that started a found footage fenom… phenomenon. Hang on - didn’t that already have a sequel? Yeah, I know it was shit, but you can’t just ignore that it happened; it was called Blair Witch 2, ffs. What’s that then - lost footage? This’ll be shit, anyway.
Swiss Army Man – 30th September
Paul Dano and Daniel Radcliffe star in this strange and intriguing film about one man and his corpse who are stranded and suicidal on a desert island. Dead man’s boners and fart noises sadly bring what could be a beautiful piece of the bizarre down to a needlessly base level. Still worth a watch though.
