fannie annie

"I am sure the power, fame and money have done nothing to influence her decision to marry him..."

"My only knowledge of the area pre-7 years ago was when our conveyancing solicitor said “ah yes Norwich, I went there once; it was closed”. So if Norwich was the Hen central of the 1980s, I’m sorry."

"...Friday night fumbling ritual, which consists of a quick grope of the boob, sliding down to my nether regions, and using his hand as a lever will try to poke his way in."

"I am guessing that most will be looking to celebrate without stepping foot in church - I for one dare not just in case I internally combust..."

" if you’re a girl, you halve the number and if you are a guy (and you haven’t done it that much) you double it. "

"In the words of the minister who laid my mum to rest “Rose was a saucy old girl”. - Fannie Annie lets us know her Mum...

"What did surprise her was the sex she had with him as they played out the role the schoolgirl outfit was made for..." - Fannie Annie explores her kink.

"Now as anyone with an addiction knows, whether it’s drink, drugs, fags, food or my personal favourite, my old friend Nancy’s addiction - cleaning. If you stop it just like that, there’s a fall out."