Hot Tub Time Machine II
This film makes me angry.
Chappie
Chappie is a robot movie that adds up to more than the sum of its parts.
Jupiter Ascending
Visually stunning action scenes
Mortdecai
Sorry Johnny, but we don’t need another hero.
The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies
Where does Gandalf keep his army? Up his wizard’s sleevey.
Interstellar
Don't just watch the fireworks this November, go and see Interstellar.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Cashabunga, dudes.
Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
You’ll love it. We did.
The Riot Club
This is Posh.
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes // Review
This month we look at Dawn of the Planet of the Apes; the sequel to Rise of the Planet of the Apes, and the second film of the rebooted franchise.
Godzilla // Review
Why does Godzilla have two feet? Because six inches would look ridiculous.
The Amazing Spider-man 2 // Review
Rather than sack the chef (director Marc Webb) they seem to have sent him on a cookery course – apparently the Whedon school of cookery, and maybe, just maybe, it’s paid off.
Life on the Limit // Review
Where F1 is the subject of Life On The Limit, the documentary itself could feature in a future film called ‘Storytelling on the Limit’.
300: Rise of an Empire // Review
Welcome to the re-match of the year: Sparta vs Persia
Robocop // Preview
Basically the reasons you should go see this are as obvious as an eleven year old trying to sneak a Robocop VHS out of Aylsham video shop.
The Wolf of Wall Street // Review
Who better than the guy who showed us gangsters being businessmen [Scorcese], to show us bankers being criminals?
The Hobbit 2: The Desolation of Smaug // Review
It’s time to catch up with Bilbo Baggins and his gang of burly, yet crockery-conscious dwarves
Hunger Games: Catching Fire // Review
Cue more fight or flight teenage quandaries and Jennifer Lawrence bringing sexy back to water proof anoraks.
Gravity // Film Review
Make some space in your calendar and go and see Gravity.
Insidious 2 // Review
Watch this film if you are a fan of the genre because it will be fun, but I don’t think you’ll be sleeping with the lights on.
Kick-Ass 2 // Review
See it if you like schoolgirls with swords, fast-paced fight scenes set to cool music or funny one-liners.
The World's End // Review
They return in The World’s End, the third instalment of Edgar Wright’s Three Flavours/Blood and Ice Cream trilogy.
Man of Steel // Film Preview
He could cut Batman in half with his eyeballs, put Iron Man in an Iron Lung and hammer Wolverine into the ground like a nail
IMAX: Star Trek Into Darkness // Film Review
It’s the return of Kirk’s merry band of interracial, international, interstellar space cowboys...
Iron Man 3 // Review
He’s a millionaire playboy with the kind of reputation that would make Charlie Sheen’s biography read like Cider with Rosie
Jack the Giant Slayer 3D // Review
Before you can say “Fe Fi F-Oh Fu…” there’s more giants than you can shake an IMAX camera at, and they’re not happy.
A Good Day to Die Hard // Review
When our ageing, bald hero does get neck-deep in the exact kind of shit that he’s increasingly too old for, don’t worry, McClane Jnr is there to drag him out...
Django Unchained // Review
"Does Tarantino go too far? Hell yeah, and that’s why it works!" - Smiley reviews Tarantino's latest
The Hobbit // Review
Peter was in, Guillermo was out, and before you could say, “are you Tolkien the piss?” it was shot, edited and split it into THREE films!
Skyfall // Review
007, the suave secret agent with Britain in his heart, blood like ice and the collective libido of plentyoffish.com.
Dredd 3D // Review
Nolan took the darkest side of the knight for his Batman trilogy and now we get Dredd - the lawman that puts the mental in judgemental.
Ted
Meet the beer swilling, pot smoking, stripper loving, foul mouthed, un-cuddly toy that is Ted.
The Dark Knight Rises
I like Bale’s Batman. He’s dark, vicious and the kind of superhero that would punch his mum and sister...
Men in Black: 3
"You won’t be disappointed, and if you are, simply look into the light here…" - Smiley reviews the latest MIB instalment...
The Avengers Assemble
"Will it be a Hulking smash hit or a Thor point for Marvel? See it to find out."
Chronicle
A group of three teenage friends develop superpowers, and what starts off as an amazing discovery soon starts to corrupt them
The Muppets
Muppet Treasure Island starred TIM CURRY for Fozzie’s sake, giving some of the best acting the world has ever seen to, essentially, someone’s right hand!
The Grey
Liam Neeson heads up a group of oil rig workers whose plane crashes in Alaska.
Coriolanus
Make it your new year’s resolution to get a bit of culture and start with this adaptation of a lesser known Shakespeare play...
Underworld: Awakening 3D
Kate Beckinsale returns in PVC for the fourth instalment in the Vampire/Werewolf series.
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