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The Thing

Tuesday, December 6th 2011

Atmospheric horror remake, lots of snow and blood – sounds like last Christmas.

Happy Feet 2

Monday, December 5th 2011

"It also includes the new post Ice Age trend for having incidental comic relief. Instead of a squirrel with an acorn, it’s a pair of existentially pondering krill named Will and Bill..."

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1

Wednesday, November 2nd 2011

"Glittery vampires, werewolves with six packs, yet somehow less than six nipples..."

The Rum Diary

Wednesday, November 2nd 2011

"Fewer bats and more ex-pats than Fear and Loathing..."

The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence

Wednesday, November 2nd 2011

"Another sicko, another centipede..."

Machine Gun Preacher

Wednesday, November 2nd 2011

"Gerard Butler finally shows that he can act..."


Wednesday, November 2nd 2011

"The job falls to a peasant who appears to have been groomed by Zeus since birth like some Olympian rent boy..."

Real Steel

Tuesday, October 11th 2011

Rocky with robots. Surely there will be a montage, probably it will this time involve welding. Awesome!

The Three Musketeers 3D

Tuesday, October 11th 2011

The four (?) famous Frenchmen save France again, this time in 3d mostly facing the screen.

Hell and Back Again

Tuesday, October 11th 2011

Interesting and very personal look at being a soldier in and after Afghanistan, straight from the Sundance film festival.

Don't Be Afraid of the Dark

Tuesday, October 11th 2011

Written by Guillermo Del Toro, this film promises genuine chills as a young girl moves into an old house to find something already living within its walls.

Paranormal Activity 3

Monday, October 3rd 2011

"This time the date on the camera is 1988, so we also know that the camera they are using will only have enough battery for an hour’s recording..."