This month we look at Dawn of the Planet of the Apes; the sequel to Rise of the Planet of the Apes, and the second film of the rebooted franchise.
Why does Godzilla have two feet? Because six inches would look ridiculous.
Rather than sack the chef (director Marc Webb) they seem to have sent him on a cookery course – apparently the Whedon school of cookery, and maybe, just maybe, it’s paid off.
Where F1 is the subject of Life On The Limit, the documentary itself could feature in a future film called ‘Storytelling on the Limit’.
Welcome to the re-match of the year: Sparta vs Persia
Basically the reasons you should go see this are as obvious as an eleven year old trying to sneak a Robocop VHS out of Aylsham video shop.
Who better than the guy who showed us gangsters being businessmen [Scorcese], to show us bankers being criminals?
It’s time to catch up with Bilbo Baggins and his gang of burly, yet crockery-conscious dwarves
Cue more fight or flight teenage quandaries and Jennifer Lawrence bringing sexy back to water proof anoraks.
Make some space in your calendar and go and see Gravity.
Watch this film if you are a fan of the genre because it will be fun, but I don’t think you’ll be sleeping with the lights on.
See it if you like schoolgirls with swords, fast-paced fight scenes set to cool music or funny one-liners.
They return in The World’s End, the third instalment of Edgar Wright’s Three Flavours/Blood and Ice Cream trilogy.
He could cut Batman in half with his eyeballs, put Iron Man in an Iron Lung and hammer Wolverine into the ground like a nail
It’s the return of Kirk’s merry band of interracial, international, interstellar space cowboys...
He’s a millionaire playboy with the kind of reputation that would make Charlie Sheen’s biography read like Cider with Rosie
Before you can say “Fe Fi F-Oh Fu…” there’s more giants than you can shake an IMAX camera at, and they’re not happy.
When our ageing, bald hero does get neck-deep in the exact kind of shit that he’s increasingly too old for, don’t worry, McClane Jnr is there to drag him out...
"Does Tarantino go too far? Hell yeah, and that’s why it works!" - Smiley reviews Tarantino's latest
Peter was in, Guillermo was out, and before you could say, “are you Tolkien the piss?” it was shot, edited and split it into THREE films!
007, the suave secret agent with Britain in his heart, blood like ice and the collective libido of plentyoffish.com.
Nolan took the darkest side of the knight for his Batman trilogy and now we get Dredd - the lawman that puts the mental in judgemental.
Meet the beer swilling, pot smoking, stripper loving, foul mouthed, un-cuddly toy that is Ted.
I like Bale’s Batman. He’s dark, vicious and the kind of superhero that would punch his mum and sister...
"You won’t be disappointed, and if you are, simply look into the light here…" - Smiley reviews the latest MIB instalment...
"Will it be a Hulking smash hit or a Thor point for Marvel? See it to find out."
A group of three teenage friends develop superpowers, and what starts off as an amazing discovery soon starts to corrupt them
Muppet Treasure Island starred TIM CURRY for Fozzie’s sake, giving some of the best acting the world has ever seen to, essentially, someone’s right hand!
Liam Neeson heads up a group of oil rig workers whose plane crashes in Alaska.
Make it your new year’s resolution to get a bit of culture and start with this adaptation of a lesser known Shakespeare play...
Kate Beckinsale returns in PVC for the fourth instalment in the Vampire/Werewolf series.
It’s written and directed by UK artist Steve McQueen, so it should be “arty”. And by that I mean borderline porn!
"It looks like this film is in much safer hands than the coal mines (again, ask your dad)..."
Crazy stunts and explosions galore - definitely one for the action fans.
My initial distrust for US remakes gives way when faced with the idea of David Fincher directing, and with a soundtrack from Trent Reznor. If it doesn’t work, you can always just shut your eyes.
The plot thickens as Robert Downey Jr. returns as the world’s most famous fictional detective. I prefer Columbo personally, but the last one was pretty good.
Atmospheric horror remake, lots of snow and blood – sounds like last Christmas.
"It also includes the new post Ice Age trend for having incidental comic relief. Instead of a squirrel with an acorn, it’s a pair of existentially pondering krill named Will and Bill..."
"Glittery vampires, werewolves with six packs, yet somehow less than six nipples..."
"Fewer bats and more ex-pats than Fear and Loathing..."