"Glittery vampires, werewolves with six packs, yet somehow less than six nipples..."
"Fewer bats and more ex-pats than Fear and Loathing..."
"Another sicko, another centipede..."
"Gerard Butler finally shows that he can act..."
"The job falls to a peasant who appears to have been groomed by Zeus since birth like some Olympian rent boy..."
Rocky with robots. Surely there will be a montage, probably it will this time involve welding. Awesome!
The four (?) famous Frenchmen save France again, this time in 3d mostly facing the screen.
Interesting and very personal look at being a soldier in and after Afghanistan, straight from the Sundance film festival.
Written by Guillermo Del Toro, this film promises genuine chills as a young girl moves into an old house to find something already living within its walls.
"This time the date on the camera is 1988, so we also know that the camera they are using will only have enough battery for an hour’s recording..."